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    November 25th, 2013

    Here is the 21st installment of Ten Top Lists of What Not to Do by Marie Ann Bailey of 1WriteWay at http://1writeway.com and John W. Howell of Fiction Favorites at http://johnwhowell.com. These lists are simu-published on our blogs each Monday. We hope you enjoy.

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    10.  If you get a live bird for Thanksgiving, do not let your kids dress it up as a pilgrim. At best the bird might actually look good. At worst you’ll probably be having carryout for dinner after the kids discover what is going to happen to their new best friend.

    9.  If you decide to get a live bird for Thanksgiving, do not listen when it starts singing “gimmie three steps . . . gimmie three steps mister. . . Gimme three steps toward the door.” Chances are that your kids are playing Lynard Skynard too loud and you’ve already had too many celebratory drinks.

    8. If you decide to get a live bird for Thanksgiving, do not watch the “Presidential Pardon” ceremony on TV with your kids. You will likely end up with the same problem as item #10.

    7.  If you decide to go hunting for your Thanksgiving turkey, be aware the turkey population has ways of fooling you into shooting a cow or your hunting partner.  The turkey won’t care who gets hurts as long as it’s not a turkey.

    6.  If you plan on deep frying your Thanksgiving turkey, do not drop a cold icy bird into a giant vat of hot peanut oil. At best you will have an overflow of hot liquid that will take a lot of elbow grease to clean up. At worst you may burn down your house.

    5.  If your turkey is still frozen on Thanksgiving, do not invent a game where the turkey is used as a bowling ball with empty beer bottles as pins. It may sound fun after you’ve had all those before dinner drinks, but the clean-up of thawed bird and broken glass will be hell.

    4.  If you plan to serve fresh turkey on Thanksgiving, do not let the bird sit out as you would a frozen one. At best you’ll wind up with a precooked bird; at worst, you will all wind up seeing the friendly ER doctor in the early morning hours.

    3.  If you plan to serve tofu turkey for Thanksgiving, do not try and dress it up to look like an actual turkey. Your guests won’t be fooled and might actually wonder if you have lost your mind.

    2.  If you find that your turkey is too big for the refrigerator, do not put it out in the cold garage on the hood of the car. At best your cat may help itself and you’ll have shredded turkey for dinner.  At worst you may forget the turkey is there until you’re making that frantic dash to the store for eggnog at which point you slam on the brakes, your turkey rolls off the hood and into the street, and then is run over by a Hummer.

    1.  If you have leftover turkey for Thanksgiving, do not try to disguise it in other forms. You are not on “Chopped” and good ole turkey is best served as itself.

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  • Prompt for the Week of Nov. 24: Thanksgiving!

    November 24th, 2013

    Join in the weekly prompt from The Community Storyboard … or submit something completely different. It’s all good :)

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  • Legends of Windemere Goodreads Giveaway!

    November 24th, 2013

    Don’t miss this Giveaway from phenomenal author Charles Yallowitz of the Legends of Windemere series!

    Charles Yallowitz's avatarLegends of Windemere

    To celebrate the December 1st debut of Legends of Windemere: Allure of the Gypsies, I’m running a Goodreads Giveaway for the USA Territory!

    (I’d do more, but foreign mail is not in my current price range.)

    One winner will get the following paperbacks:

    1. Legends of Windemere: Beginning of a Hero
    2. Legends of Windemere: Prodigy of Rainbow Tower
    3. Legends of Windemere: Allure of the Gypsies

    That’s 3 paperbacks in one Giveaway!  Good luck to everyone who enters!

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  • A Special Sales Event for Book Lovers on December 10

    November 24th, 2013

    Join Read Tuesday if you’re an author and want to participate in a special event geared toward book sales. Join Read Tuesday if you’re someone who just loves to read.

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  • Indie Book Blast

    November 24th, 2013

    Check it out Indie Authors: Free Publicity! Many slots still available. Go to Green Embers website for more info NOW :)

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  • NaNo WIP: Maggie and Her Knitting

    November 23rd, 2013

    Following is an excerpt from my NaNoWriMo novel-in-progress.  Maggie Reynolds, one of the three cousins in The Widows’ Club Book Four (I know, fancy title) is a knitter, like moi.  I’m having her take credit for my knitting so I can take credit for the word count in this post.

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    Maggie draped the knitted shawl over the dressmaker form.  She wanted to take a few pictures of the shawl for her photo album.  She was trying to keep a log of her knitting, a portfolio of sorts although she had no intention of marketing her skill.  It just seemed like a smart thing to do since she was the proprietor of a knitting shop.  Edna Ridgeway, who had left the shop to Maggie in her will, had spent 30 years growing her business from a tight corner in the local hardware store to its current location in the middle of main street, its storefront nestled between a coffeehouse and a bookstore.  Somehow, Maggie thought, she needed to always be able to prove that she was worthy of Yarns2Dye4.

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  • Five Reasons Everyone Should Know Ernest Dowson

    November 22nd, 2013

    Herein are five good reasons to reblog this post from Interesting Literature.

    InterestingLiterature's avatarInteresting Literature

    What’s the connection between wine, poetry, Gone with the Wind, and soccer? In a couple of previous posts, on George Meredith and Sir Edward Bulwer-Lytton, we’ve endeavoured to find five interesting things about two of Victorian literature’s neglected figures. Now it’s the turn of Ernest Dowson – decadent poet. Some of these are particularly surprising.

    1. Ernest Dowson coined the phrase ‘the days of wine and roses’. This was in a poem whose long Latin title was borrowed from the Roman poet Horace, ‘Vita Summa Brevis Spem Nos Vetat Incohare Longam’ (which can be translated as ‘The brief sum of life forbids us the hope of enduring long’). The second of the two stanzas of this short poem runs: ‘They are not long, the days of wine and roses: / Out of a misty dream / Our path emerges for a while, then closes / Within a dream.’

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  • Writing advice: Personal quirks and preferences are not “rules”

    November 22nd, 2013

    A man after my own heart. Eschew the writing groups and damn the outline!

    Eric the Gray's avatarEric the Gray

    If you’ve read my blog for a while, you know I’m not big on writing rules… unless they are backed by evidence. I’m a science-brained person. If you tell me all writers should do X, please show me some stats.

    I’m going to steal an example from myself: I while back I blogged about how so many experts say, “You must join a writing group.” In my post, I asked why. I didn’t say writing groups weren’t good for some people; I merely wanted evidence that being in a writing group increases my chances of publication or makes me a better writer. Because if it doesn’t, why must I join one? Statements aren’t proof of themselves.

    Ok. In the world of science, it’s standard practice to back up statements with hard data. Since the goals of writers vary so much, and “better” isn’t a concrete measurement, let’s expand the…

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  • Want to Win Prizes, including a Kindle Paperwhite?

    November 21st, 2013

    Read Shannon Thompson’s post about upcoming virtual parties and real prizes :)

    Shannon A Thompson's avatarShannon A. Thompson

    During my last post, ShannonAThompson.com hit 11,000 followers! Thank you to everyone who follows and supports me–as well as many other readers, writers, and dreamers.

    Dont’ forget you can still enter this giveaway to win a signed paperback of Minutes Before Sunset.

    …

    As many of you know, I am a young-adult author. I keep you updated on this adventure on a regular basis. But I’m also a Social Media Marketing Manager (or Wizard!) for AEC Stellar Publishing, Inc. And I don’t really update everyone on this equally as interesting adventure–so today, I wanted to share two virtual parties I’ve been working on that you can attend and win prizes like a Kindle Paperwhite, Amazon gift cards, Starbucks gift cards, signed paperbacks, blog spotlights, and more! Check them out: (you attend them online, so no worries about traveling. You can stay in your pajamas in bed if you like!)

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  • Writing Fueled by Silence: Julie Riddle

    November 20th, 2013

    A good line from this post: “I like what author and investigative journalist Amy Goodman said: ‘Go to where the silence is and say something.’” Now read the rest of the post and, even better the full length interview.

    Dinty W. Moore's avatarThe Brevity Blog

    Julie-Riddle-Photo-262x300Brevity Craft Editor Julie Riddle is interviewed on the Georgia Review blog about the influence of growing up in a remote, wild landscape, about exploring childhood trauma on the page, and about revision. Here is an excerpt but we highly recommend the full interview here:

    Silence fueled the writing I began doing in graduate school, at age thirty-six: I had an extensive internal storehouse of information, memories, and sensations to draw from and explore. But the pervasive silence from my childhood also made writing about the past uncomfortable at best and frightening at worst. I was—and am—acutely aware that I was breaking unspoken family rules and community codes. And there’s a thick veil of silence around sexual abuse. I did not talk about it, except to my therapist when I began counseling in my early twenties, and in occasional generalities with my husband. Up until graduate school I had…

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